Where can I find the words 2 the Irish pub song "Seven Old Ladies Stuck In The Lavatry".? - irish song words
"Oh, what can the matter seven elderly women were lavatry that there were prisoners from Sunday to Saturday Nobody knew they were there." Please someone stop this song for me.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Irish Song Words Where Can I Find The Words 2 The Irish Pub Song "Seven Old Ladies Stuck In The Lavatry".?
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My God, what can the matter
Oh my God, what may be the case?
Seven old ladies have put in the bathroom
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there.
The first person who came the old woman Flynn
He prided himself as thin
But when she sat, was poor
And nobody knew she was there.
CHORUS:
The next to come was old Mrs. Bender
I wanted to set a one-game suspension
It snapped and injured her feminine gender
And nobody knew she was there.
CHORUS:
The third is the old woman Humphrey
As he sat down, he felt very comfortable
She tried to stand, but could not get free his ass
And nobody knew she was there.
CHORUS:
The fourth was coming into the old Mrs. Brewster
She could not see as much as usual
He sat down on the handle, he swore to him that his Goosed
And nobody knew she was there.
CHORUS:
Next to go was a young woman Slaughter
It was the Duke of Effingham daughter.
She spent the excess water
And nobody knew she was there.
CHORUS:
The sixth was to go the old woman Murray
I was in a hurry to go
But when I arrived, it was too late to worry
And nobody knew she was there.
CHORUS:
The last to go was the old lady Sickle
She jumped at the door because they do not nickel
Stop cutting up, oh, what a pickle
And nobody knew she was there.
I hope it?
Oh, what's that?
Seven old ladies locked in the toilet;
They were there from Saturday to Monday
And nobody knew they were there.
The former first was Elizabeth Porter;
She was the daughter of Deacon Dorchester.
She went to relieve a slight pressure of the water
And nobody knew she was there.
The second old Abigail Splatter;
She went there 'cause something was definitely the question
But when he got there, it was only her bladder,
And nobody knew she was there.
The third Old Garpickle Amelia;
His behavior was sincere, her reaction was fickle.
She jumped at the door, she had forgotten, nickel,
And nobody knew she was there.
The former fourth girl Hildegard Foyle;
He lived according to Hoyle,
He was relieved when the inflammation was an ulcer,
And nobody knew she was there.
The fifth old lady was Emily Clancy;
You go there, because somethingckled your imagination
But on his arrival in pantsy ants
And nobody knew she was there.
The former sixth was very fruitful.
Her name was O'Connor, the children as myrtle.
She went into a small hole in the belt repair
And nobody knew she was there.
The seventh former Elizabeth Bender;
She went to repair a broken belt.
He broke and ruined her feminine gender,
And nobody knew she was there.
The janitor came in the morning.
He opened the door without warning
The seven former decorated their seats,
And nobody knew they were there.
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